You ever hear of a pen!s b0ne?

It’s a puzzle that scientists have been trying to figure out for a few decades now.

In almost all species of placental mammals (those of us born from a womb)…

There’s a penis bone.

Dogs have one.

Chimpanzees have one.

Cats have one.

But people don’t.

Hmmmm…

Kinda weird right?

Well I remember being in grade school and arguing with my classmates about the existence of the penis bone.

I thought I had one!

I figured - you get excited the thing becomes erect…

WHOOP…the penis bone

My friend Logan told me that there was no such thing and it created a heated argument…

My classmates and I arguing at the top of our lungs about penis bones in the middle of a grade school classroom.

The kind of pandemonium that would make the last U.S. election look like naptime at an old folks home.

Suddenly, a loud “alright…that’s ENOUGH!!!!” interrupted our argument and it was back to the business of learning and not talking about penis bones…

Ahh, the good memories and innocence of youth.

Naturally, having to grow up and face the stark realities of adulthood isn’t nearly as fun as being cutely naïve and curious about human anatomy.

But anyway…

Back to the scientists.

The reigning consensus about why most mammals except humans have a penis bone has to do with how long they can penetrate the female of their species.

The competition to pass your genes on to the next generation means that males who could keep it in longer gave their sperm a chance to make the long voyage through the uterus to work it’s magic…

Then you didn’t have to worry about her sneaking off to mate with another male before your baby batter had a chance to bake…

It’s a form of evolutionary “cock-blocking” that made sure that the nookie lasted long enough for males to make their genetic mark.

Anyway…human females don’t generally mate with more than one male at a time.

 So scientists think that’s why humans don’t have one.

But no matter what the reason, not having a penis bone means men need to be able to get full, hard, lasting erections on command.

We don’t have the penis bone to fall back on.

Beyond that…a healthy erection is a sign of healthy arteries and veins, which generally means a longer life.

So get hard and live longer….

And make 2017 being the best year of your sexual existence.

2017 is going to be YOUR year and will start in:

So let’s crush this thing together.

Stay sexy my friend,