Best Darn Responses.
Eggnog.
How could you NOG choose this?
It is the elixir of the gods 🙌
Egg Nog is the elixir of life!
Efficiency. It's like Soylent that doesn't taste like...Soylent.
Gingerbread.
Egg Nog is the devil's elixir. It's thick and slimy, like a tan-colored cousin of the ooze from Ghostbuster 2.
Looking at the base nutritional facts, both are high in sugar and fat - but the gingerbread would have marginally more fiber, assuming your body functions the same way. Also, you could cut the gingerbread to resemble different foods for a little variety.
1). Eggnog is gross
2). I prefer eating to drinking anyway
3). Gingerbread is delicious
In that order.
Carbs baby! Gimme dem little man cookies!
