Esspa Last Minute Deals + a 3 night stay at The Houstonian Spa for Steelers Game
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Good Morning ,
OK, so you understand the last minute appointment thing but what about the 3-nights at the Houstonian? Let me tell you about today's special offer first and then we will come back to the Steeler Spa Trip.
Wednesday and Thursday ONLY (9/21 & 9/22)
For some inexplicable reason, we have a very few openings today - so call 814-380-9772 right away and SAVE!
Hungarian Spa Pedicure - ONLY $26 (reg. $59)
1st Caller pays only $19
Classic Manicure - ONLY $14 (reg. $20)
1st Caller pays only $12
Keep in mind that these are anything but your run of the mill treatments. Ours are the best, healthiest manicure and pedicure treatments in town. Using vegan polishes, organic scrubs, loving care and above all - no whirlpool tubs to prevent contamination.
25 Minute Swedish, Sports or Stone Massage - ONLY $31 (reg. $60+)
1st Caller pays only $21
Hungarian Short Facial - ONLY $39 (reg. $75)
1st Caller pays only $25
ALL Waxing - 50% OFF
1st Caller receives 60% OFF
Again, keep in mind that an ESSpa Treatment is something extraordinary - designed to be sublimely relaxing and rejuvenating and delivered in the most serenely amazing space by one of our highly-trained, fully licensed therapists.
All of the above last minute appointments are available for today and tomorrow ONLY (9/21 and 9/22) on a first call, first served basis. Please note that you cannot use Gift Certificates or combine with any other discounts or promotions to pay for any of these last minute specials. Call 814-380-9772 NOW to schedule your last minute appointment right away before they are all gone. Thank you.
Now, what about the Houston thing? Well, back in June, Scott planned to take Kristian and I to Texas to meet his cousins and see the Steelers play the Texans. From what I have heard, the Houstonian is THE place to stay in Houston - and being a spa person more than a football person, I was looking forward to checking out the resort's 18-acre spa campus. Of course, Scott being Scott, he didn't really think about how we could be in Houston when I have to be in State College and he has to stay in Pittsburgh on that particular weekend [Sept 30 to Oct 3]. So unless someone comes up with a Teleportation system this week (that would allow for at least 1 week of testing) then these wonderful reservations for the best resort in Houston are going to go unused. Now, Scott thinks that there are lots of people out there in Steeler Nation who are probably going to the game and (again Scott being Scott) he figured that a good way to find a user for our paid weekend reservation at The Houstonian is to give them away to one of our loyal guests. But of course, he has to figure out some convoluted hoop that you must jump through first. So here is the deal. The first person who purchases an Individual, Family or Corporate Spa Club Program will receive 3-nights at the 5-star Houstonian Spa Resort.
Please note that the 3-nights are paid for (this is a $700+ value) but you do have to get yourself there.
BUT YOU MUST ACT NOW,
because there is only 1 reservation and Steeler fans are notoriously rabid and travel better than any team in the country. In fact, based on the way we played the Seahawks, this deal might be gone by the time you finish this email, so I urge you to click, call or stop in ASAP and travel in style.
BTW - If you still want to enjoy an incredibly healthy, and economic deal. Scott and I are extending the rollback price of our exclusive ESSpa Club Programs. What is the ESSpa Club? The ESSpa Club is worth over $30,000 per year. How? The ESSpa Club gives your household access to 2 treatments per week for an entire year. So? Right now, you can join at the original 2002 price of $2,999 AND you can choose ANY treatment for your 2 treatments per week and not pay another penny all year long. Do the math - it means you're going to pay $28 for a 2 hour Hot-Stone Massage!!!
PLUS. for those who still want to enjoy low-cost Facial Treatments with Eva -
ESSpa Club Members can schedule with Eva at NO ADDITIONAL COST!
Back to the calculator - if you had 2 Eva Facials per week it would be
($300 x 104 = $31,200) yet ESSpa Club Members will only pay $28!!!
Just Click Here or click on the picture above to get your incredibly healthy deal but
Spa You Soon,
PS - You can receive $250 Spa Credit if you forward this email to a friend and they join the ESSpa Club Program (just make sure you tell them to tell us that YOU referred them.) So send this email to everyone you know and receive $250 for every referral!
PPPS - Because it was so much fun last time, Scott will give YOU a $10 Spa Credit if you can tell him where the picture below was taken. Because he likes this picture and you all got the last one too easy! Look closely and email your answer to firstname.lastname@example.org: