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October, 2010
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LANDOVER BAPTIST | HALLOWEEN 2010 NEWSLETTER ~ WE DON'T CELEBRATE SATAN'S BIRTHDAY!
Sent Sunday, October 24, 2010
Halloween Reclamation 2010! | TOP NEWS FROM GOD'S PEWS | October 25, 2010
YouTube Video: Pastor Deacon Fred Goes Wicca Hunting! Pastor, Deacon Fred is back, and boy is he ever pissed off! Watch him perform a Witch hunting survey at Bubba's Farm!
Aborted Human Fetuses Needed to Make Local Halloween Hell House More Fun Than Ever! Read how you can help this important ministry!
It Gets Worse: An Open Letter to Teenage Homosexuals! Prophetess Debbie says that God […]
September, 2010
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LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH NEWSLETTER: SEPTEMBER 2010
Sent Sunday, September 19, 2010
Landover Baptist Church Newsletter: September 2010
Mobile Friendly for Jesus(TM) Edition
The Great Schism of 2010 Comes to a Close:
How An Unsaved Boy Snuck Into a Baptist Church to Set in Motion One of the Largest Schisms in Recorded Christian History.
Click Here to Read the Full Timeline of Events (Includes links to each pertinent National press release)
August 8, 2010: Sin Posse Seizes Fugitive Pastor Deacon Fred After Bloody Shootout in Manitoba!
August 29, 2010: Pastors […]
June, 2010
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LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH - JUNE 2010 - SCHISM!
Sent Saturday, June 19, 2010
LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH(TM)
JUNE 2010 NEWSETTER
Links to the Latest News From Our Godly Pews!
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Special Public Notice: A rousing sermon, two little known Bible verses, a stray unsaved child, and an unspoken imprecatory prayer request prove to be a lethal combination in creating one of the most dramatic church schisms in Landover Baptist History. (Read more about The 2010 Landover Baptist Church Schism below).
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I'm in Charge of Landover Baptist […]
April, 2010
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LANDOVER BAPTIST | LATE APRIL 2010 NEWSLETTER!
Sent Sunday, April 25, 2010
LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH(TM)
LATE APRIL 2010 NEWSETTER
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KIDS WANT TO KNOW:
Will There Be Colored Folks in Heaven?
A Graphic […]
February, 2010
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LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH | MARCH 2010
Sent Monday, February 22, 2010
LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH(TM) MARCH 2010 NEWSETTER
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Church Declares March National Miscarriage Mourning Month!
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· Proceeds of We Are Not of This World to Aid Baptist Missionaries in Haiti!
· Landover Baptist Mission Group Detained in Haiti!
Seasonal Fare
· The Terrifying Truth About St. Patrick!
· Christian Girls' Guide to Spring Break Abstinence!
· Leprechauns Don't Give You Eternal Life (Free St. Patrick's […]
January, 2010
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LANDOVER BAPTIST | JANUARY 2010
Sent Sunday, January 24, 2010
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December, 2009
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LANDOVER BAPTIST | HAPPY HOLY'DAYS! 2009
Sent Sunday, December 13, 2009
JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON!
And He's Also the Reason
You Are Going Straight to Hell!
Landover Baptist Church Holiday News:
Greetings and Salutations in the name of America's most marketable deity! The Landover Baptist Church is here to meet all of your holiday shopping needs, please visit our gift shop to find last minute items for unsaved trash on your list.
In Landover Baptist news this month: Brother Harry Hardwick's sermon on Tiger Woods […]
