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LUCIFER'S TOY CHEST 2011 - LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH - DECEMBER 2011 NEWS Sent Monday, December 12, 2011

 

LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH NEWSETTER - DECEMBER 2011
Click Here to See This Year's List of Satan's Favorite Christmas Toys!
Landover Baptist's Annual List of Banned Christmas Toys!

The War on Christmas!  Share how to take back X-Mas for Baby Jesus with these helpful Holiday hints and articles!

CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR UNSAVED TRASH!  AVAILABLE NOW IN LANDOVER BAPTIST ONLINE GIFT SHOP!

May You Roast Like a Chestnut on an Open Fire in Hell! Click Here to Grab this Card and See More!
ALL NEW LANDOVER BAPTIST RETRO XMAS 		Mitt Romney's Magic Mormon Underwear - The WWJD Thong, The Menstra Thong and More! Click Here to Shop and Look!
WWJD THONG & MORE STOCKING STUFFERS		 Start the New Year With a Landover Baptist 2011 Wall Calendar! Click Here
OUR 2011 NASTY BIBLE VERSE CALENDARS
It Isn't a Dirty Word if it Comes Out of a Religious Mouth! Click to Pick Your Favorite!
 IDENTIFY YOURSELF! 100'S OF LABELS!		 Mix Politics With the Holidays! Click to See Our Political Christmas Gifts
SARAH PALIN'S XMAS & MORE POLITICAL GIFTS		 Click to Shop and Look at the Landover Baptist Store's Top 20 Bestsellers!
THE LANDOVER STORE'S TOP 20 BESTSELLERS

 
LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST OF THESE:

Landover Baptist Reader Mail Updates:  Read real E-mails sent to our Godly church by real people, and some awfully angry "Injuns" during the month of November.

JUST A CLOSER WALK WITH THEE...

Click to Join Landover Baptist on Facebook - Just Click "Like" When You Arrive to Get Even More Frequently Annoying Updates!

Click Here to Follow Pastor Deacon Fred on Twitter



Grab Christmas By the Balls and Shop the Landover Baptist Store for the Holidays!


The Landover Baptist Church's December 2011 Newsletter:
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