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LUCIFER'S TOY CHEST IS OPEN! - LANDOVER BAPTIST DEC 2010 NEWSLETTER! Sent Sunday, December 5, 2010 View as plaintext

 

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Click Here to See This Year's List of Satan's Favorite Christmas Toys!
Landover Baptist's Annual List of Banned Christmas Toys! 
2010's Most dangerous toys ever created by Santa Satan and his army of perverted leotard wearing elves! READ THE LIST!>

MORE HOLIDAY GOODNESS GRACIOUSNESS:

Is Santa Claus Really Satan in Disguise?  Learn the shocking truth and teach your children about the Devil in your chimney!

The Bible Forbids Christmas Trees?  Find out what God thinks about your Yuletide rituals by taking the Internet's most popular Holiday Bible Quiz!

God's Sadistic Plan For Unsaved People Who Celebrate Christmas!  Read and Listen to Pastor Deacon Fred's annual Christmas message.

Hanukkah? Kwanza? Solstice?  Learn the Truth(TM) about false holidays and more Incredible Online Christmas Library!


CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR UNSAVED TRASH:

May You Roast Like a Chestnut on an Open Fire in Hell! Click Here to Grab this Card and See More!
ALL NEW LANDOVER BAPTIST RETRO XMAS 		The WWJD Thong, The Menstra Thong and More! Click Here to Shop and Look!
WWJD THONG & MORE STOCKING STUFFERS		 Start the New Year With a Landover Baptist 2011 Wall Calendar! Click Here
OUR 2011 NASTY BIBLE VERSE CALENDARS
It Isn't a Dirty Word if it Comes Out of a Religious Mouth! Click to Pick Your Favorite!
 IDENTIFY YOURSELF! 100'S OF LABELS!		 Mix Politics With the Holidays! Click to See Joe Biden's Card, Sarah's Card & More!
SARAH PALIN'S XMAS & MORE POLITICAL GIFTS		 Click to Shop and Look at the Landover Baptist Store's Top 20 Bestsellers!
THE LANDOVER STORE'S TOP 20 BESTSELLERS

 
LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST OF THESE:

Landover Baptist Reader Mail Updates:  Read real E-mails sent to our Godly church by real people, and some awfully angry "Injuns" during the month of November.

The Thanksgiving Newsletter That Shook the Chippewa Nation: Permanently removed from Facebook, Twitter, and Wiki Leaks - only available through the Godly link above.


JUST A CLOSER WALK WITH THEE...

Click to Join Landover Baptist on Facebook - Just Click "Like" When You Arrive to Get Even More Frequently Annoying Updates!

Click Here to Follow Pastor Deacon Fred on Twitter



Grab Christmas By the Balls and Shop the Landover Baptist Store for the Holidays!


The Landover Baptist Church's December 2010 Newsletter:
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