Your Thursday Morning Perkup: 1860, Ends in 3 Hours, Amazon Tshirts, Heck Froze over, Xmas, Ends today, more!
Published: Thu, 10/08/15
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Amazon Tshirt Profits!
http://askbling.com/tshirtr
Your Benefits: Amazon now lets you sell tshirts!! This shows you how
This Day in 1860: First Telegraph line between San Fran and Los Angelos!
==========
Good morning! It's Thursday Morning but first!
Where was I?
Ah yes, Thursday! Good things: I helped a student of mine get Amazon Tshirt Profits live yesterday... and it won Deal of the Day today! You can see that goodie at http://askbling.com/tshirtr .
And Tiffany's goodie ends in 3 hours - I made a special report for you over at http://askbling.com/tifftoygoodie . That ate up bunches of time too... but worked grand!
I totally recovered from my massive parenting fail of yesterday. Yay! Really grateful to my family - even when I screw up, they accept it and we move on. Did manage to get to the gym but my non sleep of yesterday caused lots of nonaction on my part. :( Still have to prepare for tomorrow until Monday - taking my kid to a language conference in NYC so I will be totally off the radar. And heck did freeze over... I actually slept! Woot!
Plus, isn't it supposed to rain tomorrow? Will keep you posted....
How are things in your neck of the woods? I'd love to hear....
And onto today!
FIRST, be alert to an update from me around 11am... Could be PLR!
Next:
With that...
This ends in 3 hours!
What's that? Amazon Tshirt Profits you crave?
Well then!
This is Alessandro's latest and you're going to love it!
From the step-by-step screenshots...
To how to design your t-shirt....
To how to build it and release it and *profit* from it.....
Plus because this is a solo offer, buy thru my link and immediately receive my own
Teespring Cheatsheet
A quick resource for the best t-shirt tutorials out there!
Sounds good? I think so - like I said, this is new and here, Alessandro did all the research for you so you can hit the ground running.
Or perhaps you want Gigs?
Well then!
What's that? You'd prefer beginners Local, Fiverr, etc?
Well then!
________________________________
Imagine offering THIS as an offline service!
Think this:
Owning your OWN video agency for your local or offline business.....
Local businesses love compelling new customers with eye-catching videos....
You even get the website to showcase them.....
With:
Easy Install Process (WordPress Plugin)
50 Demo Videos Are Pre-Installed Already
WYSIWYG Interface For Easy Editing And Customizations
Built In Optin Form Collects Email Addresses Of Prospects
Several Robust Features Including A Built-In Video Player, Gallery, Shortcodes, Custom Formatting, & More
Mobile Friendly Design
Security Settings To Keep Your Website Safe From Unwelcome Intrusion
Appointment Scheduler
Lead Magnet With Videos
Built-In Autoresponder System
Niftyness!
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Of perhaps....
________________________________
Kindle Spy! (coupon inside!)
Brief, pithy and to the point:
Want to reverse-engineer the BEST selling categories in ANY Kindle Niche?
In a nutshell:
Browse any category in the Amazon Kindle marketplace and in the background, and....
KDSPY will 'automatically' reverse engineer the best sellers!
When you want more information about a Kindle category, just click on KDSPY and in mere seconds, you'll know the landscape of that category and the potential profit you could make here, along with a breakdown of each individual books performance.
And that means...
Woot!
Don't forget yesterdays:
Ah yes, Wednesday!
Parenting. It's a hero's journey. Totally failed as a parent yesterday I did.... I reacted emotionally when one of my kids debated an issue. Very uncool of me.... so I apologized today. All is well but OMG - just stop the world, I want to get off. Too much emotion, just too much. Too too much.
Did I mention too much? Still, all is okay today. Preparing for this weekend - taking another kid to a NYC language conference. That means I have to put my business on autopilot from Friday until Sunday. Fun stuff indeed!
How are things in your neck of the wooods..... I'd love to hear....
And onto today!
FIRST, be alert to an update from me around 11am... Could be PLR!
Next:
With that...
What's that? 5 done-for-you PLR in evergreen niches you desire?
Well then!
(NOTE - Firesale, just released!)
Done for you products are one of the easiest ways to profit online....
And here you get not 1, not 2 but
Think keeping 100% of the profit from training on Most Trending Traffic Sources:
– Facebook Ads
– Facebook Re-Marketing
– Google
– PPC
– Media Buying
http://askbling.com/2cents
Just add your buy buttons and go!
Nifty!
=======
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=======
What's that? Cheap clicks you desire?
Move along to:
Or perhaps offline?
And finally....
Looking for content marketing....
Don't forget our favs:
MARKETING
==> Dennis Becker's IM Inside Track Goodie!
http://askbling.com/imit30
==> Create Cool Mobile Apps Special!
http://askbling.com/ccoolapps
==> Hypergrowth ListBuilding Class (zero cost)
http://askbling.com/weeklylp
==> Software that writes your copy for you!
http://askbling.com/scriptdoll
==> Marlon Sanders Big Book of Secrets
http://askbling.com/msbostl
==> 100K Funnel (Zero Cost)
http://askbling.com/scriptdollm
PLR
==> Tiff Lambert Lifetime PLR
http://askbling.com/lifetimeplr
==> JR Lang Quality PLR!
http://askbling.com/jrlangplr
==> Nicole Deal Easy PLR
http://askbling.com/easyplr
==> Sue Fleckenstein
http://askbling.com/sfplr
==> Alice Seba PLR
http://askbling.com/asplrnew
Woot!
Thank you for bring on my list - I will continue
to do my best to bring you the latest and
greatest of all marketing updates and will be sure
to touch base with you this afternoon
with all the latest goodies...
Grow strong,
Barbara Ling
I Make Marketing Profitable
http://www.barbaraling.com
Thank You For Being A Valued Subscriber Since:
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| About the Author: Barbara Ling has been a mover and
| shaker on the Internet since 1989, and has been an
| online trainer and marketing pioneer since 1997.
| Designer and creator of Barbara Ling.com
| she has taught thousands of entrepreneurs how
| to master affiliate marketing, product development,
| networking growth and more. Author of over 80 books
| and ebooks, her educational style is denoted by
| motivational, humorous, fun and easy to understand
| targeted writing.
|
| Nowadays, she is best known for teaching
| people from all walks of life how to be successful
| on the Internet. For more information, please visit:
|
| PRELAUNCH SPECIAL!
| http://barbaraling.com/shows/btlace/
|
| Perking Up Profits!
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==========
Amazon Tshirt Profits!
http://askbling.com/tshirtr
Your Benefits: Amazon now lets you sell tshirts!! This shows you how
This Day in 1860: First Telegraph line between San Fran and Los Angelos!
==========
Good morning! It's Thursday Morning but first!
=== Start Ongoing Goodies! ===
Periscope Social Informer
http://askbling.com/psiwplus
Benefits You Get: One page power cheatseet for Periscope!
and
Gigs Made Easy?
http://askbling.com/easierf
Your Benefits: Learn about a new platform that is easier than Fiverr
Todays goodie:
3 Tips To Increase Online STore conversions during Xmas!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/perkingupprofits/permalink/838735736247316/
Good stuff!
=== End Ongoing Goodies! ===
Periscope Social Informer
http://askbling.com/psiwplus
Benefits You Get: One page power cheatseet for Periscope!
and
Gigs Made Easy?
http://askbling.com/easierf
Your Benefits: Learn about a new platform that is easier than Fiverr
Todays goodie:
3 Tips To Increase Online STore conversions during Xmas!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/perkingupprofits/permalink/838735736247316/
Good stuff!
=== End Ongoing Goodies! ===
Where was I?
Ah yes, Thursday! Good things: I helped a student of mine get Amazon Tshirt Profits live yesterday... and it won Deal of the Day today! You can see that goodie at http://askbling.com/tshirtr .
And Tiffany's goodie ends in 3 hours - I made a special report for you over at http://askbling.com/tifftoygoodie . That ate up bunches of time too... but worked grand!
I totally recovered from my massive parenting fail of yesterday. Yay! Really grateful to my family - even when I screw up, they accept it and we move on. Did manage to get to the gym but my non sleep of yesterday caused lots of nonaction on my part. :( Still have to prepare for tomorrow until Monday - taking my kid to a language conference in NYC so I will be totally off the radar. And heck did freeze over... I actually slept! Woot!
Plus, isn't it supposed to rain tomorrow? Will keep you posted....
How are things in your neck of the woods? I'd love to hear....
And onto today!
FIRST, be alert to an update from me around 11am... Could be PLR!
Next:
=======================
NOTE! I run a New Product Solution List that gives 3-4 new updates a day
.... please sign up at
http://askbling.com/4alert
to get these in real time. Thanks!
=======================
NOTE! I run a New Product Solution List that gives 3-4 new updates a day
.... please sign up at
http://askbling.com/4alert
to get these in real time. Thanks!
=======================
With that...
This ends in 3 hours!
________________________________
But here's a 0 Cost Goodie on how to profit from it!
(Strategy planning and more.... make your 2015 holidays profits shine!)
During the past week, I've been telling you about Tiff Lambert's latest goodie.
And get this:
I was given access to three bonuses to give my subscribers BEFORE anyone even buys anything.
The only catch is, this sale ends TOMORROW – so it’s pretty urgent that if you want the freebies and the product you apply it on, you need to do it *now*.
As you know, Tiffany Lambert launched one of the best affiliate PLR niche packs for this time of year – a toy content bundle. This is a niche you can set up and rank for quickly, and while the commissions roll in year round, this time of year it soars BIG time.
It includes 16 specific toy product reviews (for Parenting Magazine’s hot 2015 toy list) and a batch of 20 articles on toy brands and toy character lines.
But now for the free goodies!
That report tells you about the profit potential in this niche and includes some great tips on how to maximize it.
Good stuff indeed.
=======
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=======
But here's a 0 Cost Goodie on how to profit from it!
(Strategy planning and more.... make your 2015 holidays profits shine!)
During the past week, I've been telling you about Tiff Lambert's latest goodie.
And get this:
I was given access to three bonuses to give my subscribers BEFORE anyone even buys anything.
That’s pretty rare!
http://askbling.com/tifftoygoodie
http://askbling.com/tifftoygoodie
The only catch is, this sale ends TOMORROW – so it’s pretty urgent that if you want the freebies and the product you apply it on, you need to do it *now*.
As you know, Tiffany Lambert launched one of the best affiliate PLR niche packs for this time of year – a toy content bundle. This is a niche you can set up and rank for quickly, and while the commissions roll in year round, this time of year it soars BIG time.
It includes 16 specific toy product reviews (for Parenting Magazine’s hot 2015 toy list) and a batch of 20 articles on toy brands and toy character lines.
But now for the free goodies!
First, I customized this report for you:
http://askbling.com/tifftoygoodie
http://askbling.com/tifftoygoodie
That report tells you about the profit potential in this niche and includes some great tips on how to maximize it.
Good stuff indeed.
=======
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What's that? Amazon Tshirt Profits you crave?
Well then!
________________________________
Amazon Merch!
(You can now sell Tshirts on Amazon!)
Brief, pithy and to the point:
Amazon is getting into the Tshirt business!
Amazon Merch!
(You can now sell Tshirts on Amazon!)
Brief, pithy and to the point:
Amazon is getting into the Tshirt business!
Fresh, new and waiting for you!
http://askbling.com/tshirtr
http://askbling.com/tshirtr
This is Alessandro's latest and you're going to love it!
From the step-by-step screenshots...
To how to design your t-shirt....
To how to build it and release it and *profit* from it.....
And his own personal case study!
http://askbling.com/tshirtr
http://askbling.com/tshirtr
Plus because this is a solo offer, buy thru my link and immediately receive my own
Teespring Cheatsheet
A quick resource for the best t-shirt tutorials out there!
Sounds good? I think so - like I said, this is new and here, Alessandro did all the research for you so you can hit the ground running.
=======
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=======
========
=======
Well then!
________________________________
Gigs made Easy!
(Something even EASIER than Fiverr..... is waiting for you!!)
This went live 2 days ago....
And it shows you something even EASIER than Fiverr!
And get these facts... can be done....
Without an email subscriber list
Without a real name (I used a pen name)
Without a real photo (I used a photo of a woman)
With only 20 minutes of effort..
Good stuff indeed.
=======
========
=======
Gigs made Easy!
(Something even EASIER than Fiverr..... is waiting for you!!)
This went live 2 days ago....
And it shows you something even EASIER than Fiverr!
Easier Than Fiverr!
http://askbling.com/easierf
http://askbling.com/easierf
And get these facts... can be done....
Without an email subscriber list
Without a real name (I used a pen name)
Without a real photo (I used a photo of a woman)
With only 20 minutes of effort..
Think Copy and Paste!
http://askbling.com/easierf
http://askbling.com/easierf
Good stuff indeed.
=======
========
=======
What's that? You'd prefer beginners Local, Fiverr, etc?
Well then!
________________________________
Imagine offering THIS as an offline service!
Think this:
Owning your OWN video agency for your local or offline business.....
Local businesses love compelling new customers with eye-catching videos....
And this makes it EASY for you to add them to your services!
http://askbling.com/ivideo20
http://askbling.com/ivideo20
You even get the website to showcase them.....
With:
Easy Install Process (WordPress Plugin)
50 Demo Videos Are Pre-Installed Already
WYSIWYG Interface For Easy Editing And Customizations
Built In Optin Form Collects Email Addresses Of Prospects
Several Robust Features Including A Built-In Video Player, Gallery, Shortcodes, Custom Formatting, & More
Mobile Friendly Design
Security Settings To Keep Your Website Safe From Unwelcome Intrusion
Appointment Scheduler
Lead Magnet With Videos
Built-In Autoresponder System
And more!
http://askbling.com/ivideo20
http://askbling.com/ivideo20
Niftyness!
=======
========
=======
Of perhaps....
________________________________
Kindle Spy! (coupon inside!)
Brief, pithy and to the point:
Want to reverse-engineer the BEST selling categories in ANY Kindle Niche?
http://askbling.com/kindlespy
Only 2 clicks to find THIS! (use coupon lingb to take off 10%)
Only 2 clicks to find THIS! (use coupon lingb to take off 10%)
In a nutshell:
Browse any category in the Amazon Kindle marketplace and in the background, and....
KDSPY will 'automatically' reverse engineer the best sellers!
When you want more information about a Kindle category, just click on KDSPY and in mere seconds, you'll know the landscape of that category and the potential profit you could make here, along with a breakdown of each individual books performance.
And that means...
You're given EXACTLY what your next book title should be! (use coupon lingb to take off 10%)
http://askbling.com/kindlespy
http://askbling.com/kindlespy
Woot!
=======
========
=======
========
=======
Don't forget yesterdays:
Ah yes, Wednesday!
Parenting. It's a hero's journey. Totally failed as a parent yesterday I did.... I reacted emotionally when one of my kids debated an issue. Very uncool of me.... so I apologized today. All is well but OMG - just stop the world, I want to get off. Too much emotion, just too much. Too too much.
Did I mention too much? Still, all is okay today. Preparing for this weekend - taking another kid to a NYC language conference. That means I have to put my business on autopilot from Friday until Sunday. Fun stuff indeed!
How are things in your neck of the wooods..... I'd love to hear....
And onto today!
FIRST, be alert to an update from me around 11am... Could be PLR!
Next:
=======================
NOTE! I run a New Product Solution List that gives 3-4 new updates a day
.... please sign up at
http://askbling.com/4alert
to get these in real time. Thanks!
=======================
NOTE! I run a New Product Solution List that gives 3-4 new updates a day
.... please sign up at
http://askbling.com/4alert
to get these in real time. Thanks!
=======================
With that...
________________________________
Want something easier than Fiverr?
(Something even EASIER than Fiverr..... is waiting for you!!)
This just went live....
And it shows you something even EASIER than Fiverr!
And get these facts... can be done....
Without an email subscriber list
Without a real name (I used a pen name)
Without a real photo (I used a photo of a woman)
With only 20 minutes of effort..
Good stuff indeed.
=======
========
=======
Want something easier than Fiverr?
(Something even EASIER than Fiverr..... is waiting for you!!)
This just went live....
And it shows you something even EASIER than Fiverr!
Easier Than Fiverr!
http://askbling.com/easierf
http://askbling.com/easierf
And get these facts... can be done....
Without an email subscriber list
Without a real name (I used a pen name)
Without a real photo (I used a photo of a woman)
With only 20 minutes of effort..
Think Copy and Paste!
http://askbling.com/easierf
http://askbling.com/easierf
Good stuff indeed.
=======
========
=======
What's that? 5 done-for-you PLR in evergreen niches you desire?
Well then!
(NOTE - Firesale, just released!)
Done for you products are one of the easiest ways to profit online....
And here you get not 1, not 2 but
5 Businesses in Boxes!
http://askbling.com/2cents
http://askbling.com/2cents
Think keeping 100% of the profit from training on Most Trending Traffic Sources:
– Facebook Ads
– Facebook Re-Marketing
– PPC
– Media Buying
http://askbling.com/2cents
Just add your buy buttons and go!
Nifty!
=======
========
=======
What's that? Cheap clicks you desire?
Move along to:
________________________________
Bing!
(NOTE - Bing is the targeted traffic master's dream - so much easier to deliver results!)
Brief, pithy and to the point:
Want traffic....
For affiliate offers....
CPA offers....
Niche marketing....
That ALSO:
We're talking massively inexpensive laser-targeted clicks....
Tier 1 clicks.....
And the enhancements?
A list of 15 campaigns you can start *right away*....
Retargeting clicks video...
50 squeeze pages...
Coolios!
=======
========
=======
Bing!
(NOTE - Bing is the targeted traffic master's dream - so much easier to deliver results!)
Brief, pithy and to the point:
Want traffic....
For affiliate offers....
CPA offers....
Niche marketing....
That ALSO:
Converts for cheap?
http://askbling.com/ttcs
http://askbling.com/ttcs
We're talking massively inexpensive laser-targeted clicks....
Tier 1 clicks.....
Price increases this afternoon!
http://askbling.com/ttcs
http://askbling.com/ttcs
And the enhancements?
A list of 15 campaigns you can start *right away*....
Retargeting clicks video...
50 squeeze pages...
Catch those 50 squeeze pages?
http://askbling.com/ttcs
http://askbling.com/ttcs
Coolios!
=======
========
=======
Or perhaps offline?
________________________________
Offline PPC!
(NOTE - Easy pre-qualified leads, ends soon!)
Brief, pithy and to the point:
Imagine being able to get your clients "above the fold".....
You know how:
Your NUMBER 1 GOAL with a new customer is to provide a great customer experience....
Second, the offer MUST allow you to complete the service quickly and thoroughly....
And last, the offer MUST strategically position you as an expert in PPC marketing!
Nifty
=======
========
=======
Offline PPC!
(NOTE - Easy pre-qualified leads, ends soon!)
Brief, pithy and to the point:
Imagine being able to get your clients "above the fold".....
By taking advantage of this simple idea
http://askbling.com/ppcclient
http://askbling.com/ppcclient
You know how:
Your NUMBER 1 GOAL with a new customer is to provide a great customer experience....
Second, the offer MUST allow you to complete the service quickly and thoroughly....
And last, the offer MUST strategically position you as an expert in PPC marketing!
This.... does that!
http://askbling.com/ppcclient
http://askbling.com/ppcclient
Nifty
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And finally....
Looking for content marketing....
________________________________
502 content marketing?
Brief, pithy and to the point:
Want you 502 resources/links for making images, research, content tools, zero-cost images and more?
Well then!
http://askbling.com/502resources
502 Free Resources for Content Marketers!
This is by Tina Golden, long-time marketer.... and these are her personal collection of all the resources she's been using during the past 15 years (wow!).
In a nutshell, you'll learn where to discover:
* 38 sources for in-depth research for content, trends and markets
* 19 content tools like plagiarism and grammar checkers
* 42 sources for free photos and graphics
* 74 image generators, including charts, graphs, memes and more
* 5 free online image editors
* 6 free mind-mapping and flow-chart tools
* 37 media creation tools
* 72 sources of public domain materials
* 2 miscellaneous programs that can be helpful
* 36 places to post ebooks and reports
Catch Those Public Domain Goodies?
http://askbling.com/502resources
Good stuff!
=======
========
=======
502 content marketing?
Brief, pithy and to the point:
Want you 502 resources/links for making images, research, content tools, zero-cost images and more?
Well then!
http://askbling.com/502resources
502 Free Resources for Content Marketers!
This is by Tina Golden, long-time marketer.... and these are her personal collection of all the resources she's been using during the past 15 years (wow!).
In a nutshell, you'll learn where to discover:
* 38 sources for in-depth research for content, trends and markets
* 19 content tools like plagiarism and grammar checkers
* 42 sources for free photos and graphics
Catch those free images?
http://askbling.com/502resources
http://askbling.com/502resources
* 74 image generators, including charts, graphs, memes and more
* 5 free online image editors
* 6 free mind-mapping and flow-chart tools
* 37 media creation tools
* 72 sources of public domain materials
* 2 miscellaneous programs that can be helpful
* 36 places to post ebooks and reports
Catch Those Public Domain Goodies?
http://askbling.com/502resources
Good stuff!
=======
========
=======
Don't forget our favs:
MARKETING
==> Dennis Becker's IM Inside Track Goodie!
http://askbling.com/imit30
==> Create Cool Mobile Apps Special!
http://askbling.com/ccoolapps
==> Hypergrowth ListBuilding Class (zero cost)
http://askbling.com/weeklylp
==> Software that writes your copy for you!
http://askbling.com/scriptdoll
==> Marlon Sanders Big Book of Secrets
http://askbling.com/msbostl
==> 100K Funnel (Zero Cost)
http://askbling.com/scriptdollm
PLR
==> Tiff Lambert Lifetime PLR
http://askbling.com/lifetimeplr
==> JR Lang Quality PLR!
http://askbling.com/jrlangplr
==> Nicole Deal Easy PLR
http://askbling.com/easyplr
==> Sue Fleckenstein
http://askbling.com/sfplr
==> Alice Seba PLR
http://askbling.com/asplrnew
Woot!
Thank you for bring on my list - I will continue
to do my best to bring you the latest and
greatest of all marketing updates and will be sure
to touch base with you this afternoon
with all the latest goodies...
Grow strong,
Barbara Ling
I Make Marketing Profitable
http://www.barbaraling.com
Thank You For Being A Valued Subscriber Since:
Date Subscribed:
Name Used:
Your IP Address:
ps - like this email? Please feel free
to forward it to your friends and
let them know they can sign
up for it at http://askbling.com/btlperk -
Thanks!
---------------------------------------------------
|
| About the Author: Barbara Ling has been a mover and
| shaker on the Internet since 1989, and has been an
| online trainer and marketing pioneer since 1997.
| Designer and creator of Barbara Ling.com
| she has taught thousands of entrepreneurs how
| to master affiliate marketing, product development,
| networking growth and more. Author of over 80 books
| and ebooks, her educational style is denoted by
| motivational, humorous, fun and easy to understand
| targeted writing.
|
| Nowadays, she is best known for teaching
| people from all walks of life how to be successful
| on the Internet. For more information, please visit:
|
| PRELAUNCH SPECIAL!
| http://barbaraling.com/shows/btlace/
|
| Perking Up Profits!
| >> http://facebook.com/groups/perkingUpProfits
|
------------------------------------------------------
This is a commercial email.
BUSINESS CONNECTION DISCLOSURE: The sender of this email has an affiliate relationship and/or another business connection to the providers of the products, goods and services that are contained within this message....and may be compensated when you buy from a provider. Always perform due diligence before buying anything online via the Internet...or offline, for that matter. An educated consumer rocks!
Love this email? YAY!
No? You can click below to unsubscribe, but then
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