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One of our readers, Josh K, sent me an email last month regarding his shopping experiences in Pennsylvania's wine stores. He had a number of valid complaints:
When the wine was opened the cork crumbled and the wine was oxidized and undrinkable. The second bottle was the same. Another example of our great State Store system! A good wine ruined by poor storage and/or shipping.
His email culminated with this request and plea:
You should add a disclaimer to your article and suggestions about this fact and tell everyone to return these bad wines. Only when they are inundated with returns will anyone listen, I hope. When will we get a real wine store in this state?
For him and all of you, I have written this guide to shopping at the PLCB wine stores.
Always keep your receipts.
There are two reasons to do so. First of all, you always have the right to return any bottle of wine that is unsatisfactory, but the PLCB shops will demand a receipt before acting on your request.
Second, you must be able to prove that the wine was legally purchased; otherwise, the state could (theoretically) confiscate your wine, as well as issue a fine.
Beware Bad Storage.
Be careful when and where you make your purchases. Wine storage is awful in most of the PLCB stores, and it's even worse in many of their warehouses. The trick is to not buy wines that have been exposed to high temperatures.
Easy to say, but not easy to do.
First, be very careful when buying wines from July through the end of September; these are the months when heat damage is most likely. Oftentimes, heat damage won't impact wines for immediate drinking but it can really do a number on wines you intend to cellar.
Second, only buy wines that have just been shipped into the state. Wines in case stack-outs are more likely to be purchased in higher volumes. This means the wines are less likely to have been hanging around since the summertime.
In PA, the most obvious case stack-outs are the Chairman's Selections.
Finally, check every bottle you buy for leakage. If wine has leaked through the cork, don't buy it (or if you already did buy it, return it): that wine is not only cooked, it is probably oxidized, too.
Don't trust the hype.
The "Quoted Price" of those Chairman Selections are not realistic numbers. In years past, back when my friend Jonathan Newman was the Chairman, the deals were often quite good. These days, the discounts are less reliable and often are the same prices available in the free market (e.g., Delaware and New Jersey).
Further, don't trust any posted wine ratings or reviews from Wine Spectator, Wine Advocate, or any other source. On far too many occasions, the posted wine ratings are for the wrong vintage and sometimes the wrong wine altogether. For the most part, it's probably not intentional fraud, just rank incompetence.( I am not sure which is worse, honestly.)
One more thing: Stay away from the racks. These are the wines that often spend the most time in the system and are also priced exorbitantly. Occasionally, there will be a great deal on a bottle of wine in the racks, but it's probably been sitting on the shelf or a back room for years. At best, those wines are a gamble.
When I make my suggestions every month, I take this all into account. I make sure the wines I suggest have not been in the system for too long (we track shipments in and out of the state). I check the national databases to make sure the PLCB prices are really a good deal. Finally, all wines are rated and judged in a blind tasting.
That's a whole lot of work for something we put out for free, but there are over 8,000 people who purchase wines on my recommendations, and I take that seriously.
Keith Wallace, Executive Director and Founder of the Wine School of Philadelphia. |