Home for the holiday.

Published: Tue, 10/06/20

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A pumpkin house on the left and a mansion on the right.

Would you rather live in a:

Big pumpkin

Haunted mansion

Results from last time:

Would you rather have...

86%

Zoom Haunted House

14%

Masked Bobbing for Apples

Best darn responses.

Answer: Zoom

From: zacharyrose5

Ok, a Zoom haunted house would technically be able to peer in on my home, yes? Would it jump out into my home like the Ring? If so, I guess I better go buy some shotguns and silver pellets

Aside from all that, I've always felt like bobbing for apples was so out of place in the holidays... Like, who came up with that? I want to try to half drown myself while intentionally opening my mouth underwater to try to bite on to a slippery apple which has no easy grip for teeth? Have you ever seen someone try to bite into a granny smith? It's not like bread, you need some force, you literally palm the apple and force it into your face while you bite. How can you reasonably be expected to bite into a floaty apple. What's worse is its probably gonna be that mealy kind that everyone hates. Not a crisp pink delicious or granny smith. And now you're upping the potential for failure (read: drowning) with a mask. No, just no...

Ring Girl crawling through my Zoom screen for President 2020; Because why not at this point?

Answer: Zoom

From: @michelleblauman

I could literally hide in a blanket or cuddle my stuff animal for safety while also still being able to say that I did it!

Answer: Zoom

From: abn

Because a masked bobbing means putting my mouth in the same liquid that someone else put their mouth. IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC?! That's gonna be a no from me, dawg.

Plus, during a Zoom haunted house I can just mute anyone who scares me.

Answer: Zoom

From: corey_cojo

Zoom a haunted house because it would be like watching a scary movie. Plot twist, all the zoom participants except 1 are ghosts and have to use zoom because of social distancing. Are you part of the dead or alive? 👀👻

Now I just can't stop thinking... am I the ghost? - Chris

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