1. they could come in quite useful for poking stuff, and are much less dangerous than having sharp scissors for hands!

2. they could come in quite useful for poking stuff, and are much less dangerous than having sharp scissors for hands!

- @cwessel25
 

3. I eat so often anyway, it's not like it would be that much different.

- @phillipprado

4. One step closer to completing my off-brand Aquaman costume

5. Forget the food. Think of the back scratching possibilities...

- Lauren

5. Fear not the knife but, the fork,

    Because one stab is not one hole but four.

    And seriously, I already am enough clumsy while eating, I would not survive with scissors for hands. But then again, having forks for hands would make it very hard to eat soups and I love soups :/ Not that having scissors would help in any way though. So yeah, I'll stand with forks.

- mrvytis

1. They are like two-pronged interactive forks or, better yet, sharp chopsticks. Arguably the better option.

- sweetwafflz

2. Do you know how many times my kids take my scissors and don't return them and then I can never find them? I'll give you a hint, it's a lot.

- @carinslater

3. I am more of a spoon-man [insert spoonman lyric] over a fork so I have to choose scissors. With scissors, you can still stab things to pick them up. While forks could only shred things up but not really cut things.

- @corey_cojo

4. My family and friends will be getting collages for the rest of their life.

- @foolpodcast