PERSPECTIVES: ALL MY BOOKS ARE IN PAPERBACK! East Coast Gathering, Michael Mandala

Published: Mon, 03/08/21

PERSPECTIVES

Newsletter of Shepherd Hoodwin and Summerjoy Press

Michael Mandala

When I lived in New York City, I regularly traveled to the Woodstock area and did group channelings in the art gallery/school of my friend Kathy Anderson. She is a long-time Michael student and was inspired to paint the Michael Mandala during one of those sessions. This painting, a 4’ x 4’ oil on canvas, imagines the causal plane blending with the physical plane. I love it and have been using it as the logo for Summerjoy Press and anything pertaining to the Michael teachings on my site.

Kathy is selling this work for $6000. For more information, email her at [email protected].

Michael Students Gathering on Zoom

April 23–25

A highlight of the year for many Michael students is our April East Coast Gathering in Virginia. This year, it will be on Zoom, making it possible for many more to attend. I’ll be channeling Michael for it on Friday evening, April 23, and doing a workshop, “Interpreting Your Michael Chart As a Whole,” on Saturday afternoon. Other presenters will include Dawn Barker, Terri Claire Benning, Steve Cocconi, Mike North, Susannah Redelfs, Troy Tolley, JP Van Hulle, and Tim Watts. It’s a great way to meet and socialize with others who are interested in metaphysics. It’s only $35 (such a deal!).

To register or for more info, email Terri Green at [email protected], and/or go to:

http://www.ecmichaelgathering.org

ALL MY BOOKS ARE

NOW AVAILABLE IN PAPERBACK!

I completed a long project of formatting all thirteen of my Kindle books so that they can be printed as paperbacks. The final one was my humor book, Enlightenment for Nitwits, in a new 2021 edition. I updated, reworked, or cut dated material.

Enlightenment for Nitwits: The Complete Guide may be the first metaphysical/self-help humor collection. It is full of hilarious one-liners and mind-bending pieces on a wide range of subjects:

My Toilet Runneth Over
A Lesson in Impatience
Breatharians & Sun Gazers
Everything New is Old Again
Bed Death & Beyond
Outsourcing & UFOs
This Just in from God:
It's Not Easy Being An Old Soul
The Tao Travel Agency
Lipstick on a Pig
Poetry Slammed
Potty Training Your Inner Child
Self-Confidence for Total Losers
Do-It-Yourself Near-Death Experiences

And more!

It features an Afterword by God: “Let There Be Light Already!” Each of its forty-five short chapters is introduced with a funny blurb and photograph. This is a book you will keep handy to savor whenever you need an infusion of joy.

From the cover:

Now you can achieve enlightenment without doing absolutely any work on yourself whatsoever!

“Funniest book in the last two billion years! Frankly, I enjoyed it more than the Bible.”
— GOD, Creator of the Universe

The Keys to Life are yours for the price of a cheap paperback!

Many seekers have trod the difficult path to enlightenment, giving up everything and going through hell—Not only is a trip to the Himalayas expensive, but you have to hike through yak poo to remote villages with
no Wi-Fi.

Now you can reach the highest states of consciousness possible to humanity without missing a single text message. And even Walmart couldn't beat the price if it hired all the sadhus in India to toil in sweatshops for ten cents an hour to bring you the secrets of the Universe. This book is everything you need to ascend into the stratosphere of spiritual mastery!

More Acclaim for Enlightenment for Nitwits

“Heck of a job, Hoodie! Of course, I didn't need this book because I was already enlightened, but I'm sure it will help a lot of other people. Keep up the good work!”
— GEORGE W. BUSH, former owner, Texas Rangers

“Thousands of candles can be lit from this single book. But read it first.”
— THE BUDDHA, inventor of enlightenment

“Wickedly funny. Something to offend everyone!”
— SATAN, Prince of Darkness and leading cable news producer

“We are not amused. However, Prince Harry laughed his arse off.”
— Her Royal Majesty QUEEN ELIZABETH II

MY OTHER BOOKS ARE HERE

Shepherd Hoodwin

https://shepherdhoodwin.com

[email protected]