I bought a sweater last week and when I wore it,
I was getting a lot of static from it.
So I brought it back to the store and they gave me another one.
No
charge.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
but none of them work.
TIP OF THE DAY:
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
The perfect time to add insult to injury
is when you’re signing someone’s cast.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger,
and then it hit me.
When life gives you melons, you might be
dyslexic.
