Who did the skeleton invite to his Halloween party? 

Every old friend he could dig up!

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? 

I scream.

Why don’t mummies take time off? 

They’re afraid to unwind.

Why are skeletons so calm? 

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What kind of monster is the best dancer? 

The boogieman.

How do you know if a zombie likes someone? 

They ask for seconds. 

Why didn’t the skeleton go Trick or Treating? 

He had no body to go with.

What kind of horses do ghosts ride? 

Night-mares.

How do you get inside a locked cemetery at night? 

Use a Skeleton Key.

Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies? 

Because you can see right through them.
 

What's a zombie's favorite treat? 

You might think "brain food", but it's actually eye candy.

What do you call a skeleton janitor? 

The grim sweeper. 

Frankenstein is fun, but Dracula is a real pain in the neck.

A skeleton walks into a bar.

He says "Give me a beer. And a mop."