VALENTINE'S DAY!

Full of love and laughter

I can’t wait for Valentine’s Day because 

I get to make cupcakes for a special someone. 

That special someone is me.

That tingly feeling you get when you meet someone you’re really attracted to?
That’s common sense leaving your body.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. 

Their wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy.
The reception, however, was excellent.

I just got a text from my wife that said, 

“I bought you an awesome Valentine’s Day gift! xox”
I really hope she spelled ‘Xbox’ wrong.

Boyfriend: “Honey, on this Valentine’s Day, I want to tell you something.

I’m not rich like Jack, I don’t have a mansion like George or a Porsche like Martin. But, I do love you and want to marry you.”
Girlfriend: “I love you too...

But, what was that you said about Martin?”

Don't laugh at the choices made by your significant other. 

Remember, you’re one of them!

What's the difference between love and marriage? 

Love is blind, while marriage is an eye-opener!

What do you call a very small Valentine? 

A valentiny!

I gave blood today. It's a gift from the heart.