1. best of both worlds: you can come up for air whenever you want, and you can sneak around exploring the ocean.
2. Crushed by a kraken sounds like a cooler way to die than hot air balloon crash.
3. I have two options for you.
a) a vehicle that you have control over where you can go. This vehicle is also able to be sneaky. This vehicle can also see currently unexplored depths.
b) stupid floaty boy that depends on the wind to go places, and also is made of wicker and fire.
What would you choose? Obviously I'm taking my sneaky submarine.
4. Given the fact that the ocean levels are rising, it seems like a smart long-term investment.
5. To install a screen door and prove the haters wrong.
- Ultimate Dad