1. I don't understand how this is even a question. Clowns are creepy af. Why would you want to go to school to be creepy af. I have a friend that graduated stunt school. He does the most fun things ever and I sit and watch his IG feed in
2. I'm already too funny.
No, I am, actually.
- Ferg H
3. It would be more beneficial to me in the long run to be the coolest person in the room. I could bust out in hand-to-hand combat or tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Meanwhile, anyone who chooses clown college is well and truly Bobo the Fool.
4. I have a better way of asking this question...
Would you rather be fake beaten, shot, stabbed, set on fire? Would you want to learn how to fall from insane heights? Would you want to test your physical and mental toughness for comparably way less pay than your stupendously attractive counterparts that you're literally cosplaying as?
Or, would you rather learn how people become the thing you fear the most? The embodiment of creepy, the thing that has filled my nightmares so many times as a kid that if a clown showed up in front of my house, I wouldn't even bother to stop to ask questions until I've thrice-reloaded whatever gun I've apparated from the nether through sheer willpower like some sort of modern DnD-inspired Pact of the Blade Warlock?
- Zach R
5. Because backflips n stuff... duh
Case closed. - Chris