Ok, a Zoom haunted house would technically be able to peer in on my home, yes? Would it jump out into my home like the Ring? If so, I guess I better go buy some shotguns and silver pellets
Aside from all that, I've always felt like bobbing for apples was so out of place in the holidays... Like, who came up with that? I want to try to half drown myself while intentionally opening my mouth underwater to try to bite on to a slippery apple which has no easy grip for teeth? Have you ever seen someone try to bite into a granny smith? It's not like bread, you need some force, you literally palm the apple and force it into your face while you bite. How
can you reasonably be expected to bite into a floaty apple. What's worse is its probably gonna be that mealy kind that everyone hates. Not a crisp pink delicious or granny smith. And now you're upping the potential for failure (read: drowning) with a mask. No, just no...
Ring Girl crawling through my Zoom screen for President 2020; Because why not at this point?