1. This is actually a hard choice!!! I'll have to weigh the pros and cons.
Pros - stay hydrated, light (while empty), alcohol optional
Cons - Look like an imbecile, heavy (while full)
Pros - Light, constant cranial protection
Cons - not very stylish, confused as a member of the Village People
Still very hard. I choose you, baseball hat with cups.
- Have Hat Will Travel
2. Finally: the perfect solution to enable my debilitating La Croix addiction.
3. Then I wouldn’t have to carry my water bottle all the time. More free hands to carry more things.
4. "But what is really in those soda cans?"
"I bet those are filled with beer, not soda."
"He got addicted to energy drinks and now requires a constant source of caffeine to keep his heart beating."
"I heard he's a vampire and it's human blood in there."