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Published: Tue, 12/01/20

Would you rather be a:

City Mouse

Spy Mouse

Results from last time:

Would you be raised by:

87%
Wolves.

13%
Turkeys.

Best darn responses.

Answer: Wolves
From: ??

I would rather be raised by wolves because they just seem like a better life than living with a bunch of turkeys. The only thing I would be worries about is the wolves eating me.

Answer: Turkeys

From: @seanmetzgar

Because I’ve always identified more with turkeys than wolves. I think about this constantly, my wife and I are both House Turkey. Not sure about the baby, but we’re pretty certain the other two are Turkeys as well. I’ll let you all know when we have our official get together woth the sorting trough post-pandemic.

Answer: Wolves

From: @carinslater

(a) Woah, new interface and (b) because birds are trying to kill me. I would not like to be raised by birds.

No seriously. I've been dive bombed by birds and attacked by swans. My fear of birds is 100% based on the fact that they feel like attacking me is a good idea.

Thanks for noticing the new interface! It's actually a tool we built ourselves to make surveying in this newsletter easier. You can try it out at backtalk.io if you need to send really simple surveys of your own. - Chris

From: Wolves

From: @imjeannettec

I'd rather be raised by wolves because of:

1. Appearance. My blood family is generally a good-looking lot. Wolves are majestic creatures, especially when compared to turkeys.

2. Predominance. Wolves are nearer the top of the food chain. Turkeys are food; disgusting-tasting food at that! My mama (human or canine) didn't raise no losers!

3. Diet. Wolves eat meat. In fact, according to the The National Wildlife Federation, an adult wolf can eat up to 20 pounds of meat per **meal** (oh, yeah!). Watch me salivate.

4. Terror and Intimidation. Who the heck is afraid of a TURKEY?! harrumph

Once again... your answer did not disappoint. - Chris

Answer: Turkeys

From: @___datboi_

Gobble gobble!!!

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