So I have broad shoulders. Not that i’m some body builder by any stretch of the imagination. In the genetic lottery, I just pulled pocket jacks in the poker game of life and this is the one good thing I have going about my physical appearance (in my opinion). Broad shoulders save you a lot when it comes to wardrobe choices, hiding weight gain, etc.
In the world of COVID, where everyone has been drinking a little more than they’re comfortable admitting, not exercising as much as they claimed they would be in the beginning of quarantine, a turtle shell would be the ultimate choice for those who want a little comfort in this trying time. They are the broad shoulders of these two options…
ANTLERS? Are you kidding me? Have you ever tried wearing a helmet all day? That is round and not prone to getting snagged on things, and yet, I was knocking my head on the roof of a humvee, or the strap was snagging on something near my neck. Deer literally die from getting locked into territorial fights with other deer. Saint patrick’s day is coming up and I just got my COVID shots and if the world allows, I’ll be at a bar celebrating. I can’t imagine the danger I
would be in if someone looked at me sideways for whatever reason and decided that he didn’t like my antlers.
Not to mention, I’m clumsy and will absolutely wreck myself around the house. We’ve got a lot of knickknacks on the walls thanks to my wife. It’s like she wants to live in a Applebees with all the stuff we have on our walls.