This one required more thought than I initially imagined it would! But in the end, I’m gonna go with Mohawk. Here’s why.
Back in the old days, I had an uncle. I mean, I still do, but I used to have an uncle back then as well. Same one. Uncle Bobby. Dude had a mullet. The thing is, when you have a Kentucky Waterfall as a haircut, no one in this world can take you seriously. There’s no alteration of that hairstyle that doesn’t scream, “I have very strong feelings about cheese whiz and the differences between Bush and Natty light - And we are gonna fight with our shirts OFF if you
say one bad thing about Dale Earnhardt. God just needed a driver”.
Uncle Bobby was a smart guy. Electrician (obviously), but an academic at heart. Dude made tons of money, drove a porsche, but loved that hairstyle too much to let it go to get with the times. Registered Democrat too (there’s something of a GOP tendency in my family much to my chagrin), but when he came to my wedding, about every third person I spoke to made a comment about his hair.
Suffice to say, with a Mohawk, you’d be able to make it subtle, or you could always go full Hawk from Cobra Kai on Netflix. Hell in my world, you could still be a respectable techie. Plus, with me living in Florida, it would be cooler in the summer, but I’m not sure how my pale Ginger complexion is going to work with a half bald head in the summer sun.
Every time I think you can't give a better answer.
But then you do. - CV