Next Weirdo Watch Party!
Saturday April 13th
7pm PT / 8pm MT / 9pm CT / 10pm ET / 2am GMT

Our next Weirdo Watch Party is Saturday, April 13th as Mistress Peace Theater presents 1958’s Roger Corman schlockfest, “Teenage Caveman!” Robert Vaughn stars as a caveman teenager with really cool hair who leaves his village against the laws of his people in order to see what lies in the forbidden jungle.  Soon he discovers a strange creature which kills with its touch!  It’s prehistoric rebels against prehistoric monsters!
The Weirdo Watch Party is always FREE to watch right here on this page!  Just tune in at showtime and watch the movie with me (Weird Darkness host Darren Marlar) and other Weirdo family members – and even join the chat during the film for more fun!
Plus… this month, during the Weirdo Watch Party, I’ll be giving away a CREEPY CRATE full of scary surprises like horror collectibles, true crime-themed accessories, books, terrifying trinkets, and more – with some Weird Darkness swag added in!  You won’t know what’s in the Creepy Crate until you open it!  I’ll be giving instructions on how to enter to win inside the chat during the movie, so be sure to tune in!

New Auditory Anthology Episode!
The Merchants of Venus by A. H. Phelps

This week’s story is “The Merchants of Venus” by A. H. Phelps. If you were trying to recruit people for a new colony, who would you choose? Most people would be looking for the next George Washington, or at the very least the next Neil Armstrong. History suggests, they’d be wrong.

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WEIRD DARKNESS MERCHANDISE 
Show off your WeIrDnEsS with swag from the Weird Darkness Store at https://WeirdDarkness.com/STORE!  You’ll find Weird Darkness t-shirts, mugs, phone cases, totes, sweatshirts, wall art, pillows, kids clothes, tapestries, laptop cases, notebooks, hoodies, buttons, magnets, tank-tops, stickers, and more!  SO many designs to choose from – and if you don’t see what you like, do a search for something you do like!  There are hundreds of thousands of designs to use on whatever merchandise you’re looking for!

WEIRD DARKROAST COFFEE (all flavors/blends)
Bolt your doors, lock your windows, turn off your lights, grab a mug of Weird DarkRoast Coffee as you listen to the podcast! Three different blends to choose from!  the ORIGINAL has deep notes of cocoa, caramel, and a touch of sinister sweetness with a velvety finish.  NUTTY MUMMY is a medium-dark roast blend with hints of almond, honey, and chocolate!  And VERY VAMPILLA combines a medium-dark roast with hints of chocolate, vanilla, and dried cherry!  These are all exclusive coffees selected by Weird Darkness host Darren Marlar and roasted to order! Not available in stores!  Click HERE to order!

JOURNALS & DIARIES FROM S. ANNE LYNISE
Journaling has been shown to reduce stress, help relieve depression, builds self-confidence, and so much more! Use it as a diary, take notes in class or in office meetings, jot down idea for that novel you want to write, use it for keeping a mileage log if you travel for business – whatever you want!  Just get it down in writing!  Along with the Weird Darkness themed journal, there are journals themed for teachers, medical professionals, students, dealing with grief, and more – even one for writing down your *itchy thoughts, or keeping score while playing frisbee golf! Grab a journal from https://amzn.to/3QOqWUe and start writing!  Journaling is a great gift to give yourself and your mental health – and a great idea as a gift for someone else! 

BUILT BAR
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THE CREEPY CRATE 
Subscribe and you’ll receive a mysterious box delivered to your door every other month!  Creepy Crate is filled with filled with horror collectibles, true crime-themed accessories, physical books, terrifying trinkets, ebooks, and more!  This is the perfect item for fans of classic horror movies, historical true crime fanatics, and lovers of everything creepy and macabre!  Click HERE to see me open up the newest Creepy Crate – or visit CreepyCrate.Store and sign up for your own right now! Use promo code DARKNESS to get $5 off your first box!

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