My wife is the only card-holding member of the United Sisterhood of Danger Magnets.
Blowing up a rig full of fentanyl-laced dolls seemed like an excellent choice at the time. However, now we're threatened by a lawsuit, a drug gang, and thousands of smart-toys gathering top-secret data. Clearly, we underestimated the situation and need a better plan but it’s damned hard to think while physically frustrated.
How did I not know that having a kid puts marital bliss on hold?
Done relying on the free services of a hitman, a mobster, blue-haired ladies, and Monsignor McConnell, I copy other small business owners and hire some friggin’ help.
I’d like to say it’s smooth sailing from here, but this is my wife we’re talking about and of course she gets in over her head and if you ask her, she saves me, but she’s full of horse manure.
Join my wife and I in another hilarious adventure. As always, expect heated sex scenes, crazy relatives, and a mystery with a twist.
Even if you haven’t read any in the series, you can start here. I promise you won’t get lost. Each book stands on its own and has a guaranteed happily-ever-after.
