For the record, ladies, if your ex-boyfriend asks you to pilot a plane to Mexico, no questions asked, the answer
should be a resounding no.
Even if he holds your cat hostage, think twice before you drive your motorcycle to his biker club. Chances are, he’ll hold a
pistol to your head. At this point, you’ll have no choice but to do as told. Then, you could be arrested across the border and have to steal a plane to return home.
More careless behavior could get the attention of a Russian who threatens to blow up Time Square unless you steal a tidy sum
of money in an e-wallet for him.
After this, you could be thrown off a yacht and have to swim to shore.
