Trouble reading today's article? Click here: Issue #570 - Sunday, March 26, 2023 Dear Fellow
Grower, In today's issue... - Do you know what the coolest thing about growing small cannabis plants in a tiny tent is? That you'll still end up with way too much weed! I know it doesn't sound right, but I promise that you can produce a hefty amount of bud in a tent as small
as 2x2. I might even go so far as to say that you could grow a cumbersome amount of weed in a tiny tent. And yes, I used the thesaurus for that word.
- Have you ever seen the classic movie The Karate Kid? See the photo that can transform you into the Karate Kid of cannabis!
- I'm sorry everyone, but I did it again. You sent in a massive amount of beautiful plant pictures, but I
couldn't help but also give some screen time to pests. The cool thing about this mixture is that you can admire the fabulous cannabis plants and then be glad you don't have any of the bugs we show you. Have your cake and eat it, too!
Nebula Haze & Sirius Fourside (founders of GrowWeedEasy.com) "How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world." ~Anne Frank
How to Grow Small Cannabis Plants in Tiny Spaces 🌳🌳🌳➡🤏 |
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Hey growers! I have a really cool article for you today. Too many growers think you need a big grow room to produce a lot of weed, or you need a lot of expensive equipment to produce top-shelf quality weed. However, thanks to new LED technology combined with a few simple techniques, you can yield multiple ounces every harvest from a setup that fits in a closet. Check it out! Do you want to grow tiny cannabis plants? Would you like to build a “microgrowery” for your marijuana garden? This tiny plant tutorial will teach you how to grow cannabis plants that stay small yet still produce an abundance of weed. I’ve grown a lot of cannabis plants of all sizes, and I’ll share the most helpful tips and tricks to make cannabis plants grow in the exact shape and size you
want. Small plants are easy to hide, yet can still produce a surprising amount of weed. Here are some short cannabis plants I’ve grown: LEDs are your best choice in a small space. This tent is only 3 feet (90 cm) tall. Here is that tent just before harvest. Notice the size of the slinky compared to the plants. This tutorial will show you how to create short plants with rows of buds in a small space like this. This autoflowering plant grew into a tiny bud ball as a result of blue-spectrum LEDs and being topped after buds started forming (typically a no-no because it stunts autoflowering plants, but can be a good technique if you want to keep plants tiny).
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Achieve mastery and grow cannabis that reaches black belt status—our accelerated training helps you advance faster! Are your homegrown buds falling short of your expectations? Don't continue struggling with plant problems, low yields, or buds that don't live up to your dreams. Growing weed reminds me of the main lesson of The Karate Kid. In the classic 1984
movie, teenage protagonist Daniel moves to a new city and gets targeted by a group of karate-wielding bullies from the Cobra Kai dojo. Daniel tries to learn karate on his own, but fails miserably. He is saved from a brutal beating by an elderly Japanese handyman named Mr. Miyagi, who is secretly a karate master. Mr. Miyagi offers to teach Daniel karate, patiently showing him how to use balance and technique to "first learn stand, then learn fly." Mr.
Miyagi understands the real skills needed to become a karate master. In one iconic scene, he gifts "Daniel-san" a bonsai tree to teach him how to set his roots so he can grow into a master. (We couldn't resist photoshopping in a weed plant…) |
The Karate Kid ends with a dramatic showdown between Daniel-san and his chief rival Johnny, the leader of the Cobra Kai dojo. Although Daniel gets injured by Johnny's teammates, his superior knowledge and skill allow him to deliver a powerful crane kick to Johnny's
face, winning the tournament and earning the respect of Johnny, the admiration of his town, and also the heart of Ali, his main love interest. What does this have to do with growing weed? Like Daniel-san, the only thing standing between you and the results
you want is the right mentor. Instead of struggling to learn karate on his own, Daniel improved his skills quickly and dramatically by learning from someone who was already an expert and knew what to focus on, and, just as importantly, what not to focus on. For anyone looking to become a master of cannabis cultivation, I'm excited to announce that your mentor is finally here in the form of the Home Grow Masterclass. This brand new comprehensive course was
created by expert cultivators Nebula Haze and Sirius Fourside of GrowWeedEasy.com. Nebula and Sirius have almost 30 years of combined experience teaching home cannabis growers. They know exactly what challenges home growers face, and how to fix them with simple tactics that produce professional-quality bud at home. This online course, which will be released the first week of April, teaches the "wax on, wax off" secrets that will transform you from an
enthusiastic gardener to a master grower in just 5 information-packed video lessons. You'll learn the skills and techniques to craft prized buds that defeat all rivals—surpassing even commercial quality by leveraging the unique benefits of growing cannabis in a home environment. Through step-by-step guidance, Nebula and Sirius will help you unlock your full potential to produce legendary cannabis at home. Unlike the Karate Kid's montage, with the Home Grow
Masterclass you can achieve excellence through simply listening and learning! The only thing you need is the knowledge to grow like a master. Sign up now to get notified, and grow like a weed pro when 'Mr. Miyagi' is ready to begin your training! https://forms.gle/rgqrT4yJ2uTnSFaH9 Nebula Haze and Sirius
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P.S. This online curriculum will transform your growing and give you the skills to craft legendary buds at home. Take the short survey to tell us your top priorities, and sign up to be the first to know when 'Mr. Miyagi' is ready to begin your training!
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"Gday people, thank you for an excellent article on autos. I have followed your newsletters for a long time now but this was the best yet. I have on many occasions referred to your site for help when it all goes haywire, or just for info and always find the answer. Keep up the great work, there should be a strain named after you. Best
regards and thanks again" ~Shane Hey Shane, I'm glad we could be of service. It was really hard to write this without using any of the cool Aussie phrases I've learned. ~Sirius |
"I go to your site always, you and Sirius are a handsome couple you compliment each other. Getting some impressive results from Mephisto genetics, awesome auto seeds crem de la chem is a
fave! keep the faith✌✌✌✌✌✌" ~Sean Hey Sean, Creme de la Chem is one of those strains that's stronger than it should be. I might need to
grow some again as a refresher. ~Sirius "Nebula & Sirius, First thanks for all the knowledge shared over the years. And welcome Sirius! Nice to put a face to the mentor! Keep up the excellent work helping us all become better growers." ~Dogdaze I really appreciate the warm welcome you all have given me! ~Sirius
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"Greetings from the land of Lincoln~💥
Update; my first auto’s OG Kush and I was brutal, I kept fan leaves clipped so she could get food on all of her little baby budlets and tied her stems down with pipe cleaners. She is 7 weeks and 2 days old here. Trichomes are getting milky, 85%, shooting for 20% Amber. She smells strong. Definitely doing another. I’ll get a couple pics at harvest. Thanks both of you!"
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Stamen I can't get enough of this grow. Everything is turning out magically in your grow room. ~Sirius |
"Super orange haze , strawberry nuggets Mephisto genetics!!"
~Sean Ooooooh yeah, looks like harvest time is coming soon! ~Sirius "Just wondering if someone could tell me what strain this could possibly be???
Also a pic of the little bouncer that's been keeping the bugs away."
~Chev
This is a very common question we get, but
unfotunately, it's nearly impossible to indentify a strain by sight unless it's a strain with unique characteristics like Ducksfoot, Dr. Grinspoon, or ABC (Australian Bastard Cannabis). However, I can say you plants look good and your spider is doing a good job.
~Sirius This might be the craziest spider mite footage I've ever seen. It was sent in bya grower who goes by the name ChubbNuggg and I don't think I've ever got to see spider mites this clearly. It's lengthy video, but Nebula and I somehow watched the whole thing without thinking
about it. We were forced to remove the background music because of Youtube, but throw on some 70s classic rock if you want the feel of the original. ~Sirius The whole video is creepy, but it really gets heebie-jeebie-y around 9:50.
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Scamming has officially gone next level.
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Extreme Home Makeover...TOO Extreme! A man in New Orleans had his house scammed from underneath his nose (source). You read that correctly; someone scammed away a man's house. And the worst part is that it doesn't
seem like he was ever involved. How did they do it? Long story short, the scammers faked all the documentation to take control of his house and sell it. No one thought such a scam would take place, so no one thought to match the authenticity of the signatures (which were nowhere close to real). It all went through without anyone blinking an eye, and next thing you know, a scammer has stolen and sold an innocent person's house. There's a
silver lining to this story and to the fact that scammers even tried this: They're now making laws so it's harder to pull off something like this. Although new scams show up every day, as long as we stay vigilant together, they'll get shut down just as fast. Stay alert out, growers! Make sure to watch out for seed scams! Remember: Real seed businesses don't contact
you. They let you contact them. If anyone messages you to sell you seeds on social media, look out! It's possible they will take your payment and send nothing. Always take a second to think before sending money to anyone, especially if they contact you (whether by DM, text message, phone call, email, etc.).
Recommended Cannabis Seed Sources
These sources have gotten great reviews from our readers:
- Seed Supreme – California, United States
- ILGM (I Love Growing Marijuana) – California, United States
- Herbies Seeds – Europe (seemingly out of the UK and Spain)
We encourage you to forward this email to a friend in need! GrowWeedEasy.com has hundreds and hundreds of pages! Check out some articles you may not have seen... How to Prepare for the Flowering Stretch - So you wanna grow lots
of bud on a little plant in a tiny tent, eh? Well buddy, you're going to have to know how to tame the beast that we cowpoke like to call "The Flowering Stretch". Take a look-see at the article and I reckon I'll never write in a cowboy's voice ever again. Low Stress Training (LST) Tutorial - LST is the easiest way for growers to take their first steps
into training cannabis plants. It's hard to mess up, and even catastrophic failures in LST aren't a huge deal. I'd take a "catastrophic LST failure" over a stubbed toe any day of the week, partner. Sorry. Super Cropping Marijuana: Simple Secret to Bigger Yields - Super Cropping is like LST if it went to the gym three times a day, seven days
a week. It's essentially the same thing as LST but with much more aggressive bending. Super cropping is for advanced growers and I mean that in a caring way. Please don't try to super crop your first weed plant some ol' city slicker. I can't stop the cowboy talk. Please send help.
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Nebula Haze:
When I first started growing, I struggled. Now, it is my mission to make it easy for new growers to get started while helping advanced growers get bigger, better yields with less time and money. We update/add articles every week. Anyone and everyone can grow if they want to!
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Sirius Fourside:
Sirius Fourside is a hobbyist grower who has gained the bulk of his experience growing in water as a medium (deep water culture, bubbleponics).
"Growing cannabis can be a relaxing hobby in and of itself, but it also saves you money and keeps you from having to deal with shady characters. Cannabis is much easier to grow than people give it credit for, and growing in water doesn't increase the difficulty much, if any. But whether you want to grow in water, coco, or a different medium, we'll show you how easy it can be!"
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