Back in the sixties, there was a radio drama spoof featuring a crime fighter in a chicken suit. Yes, it seems silly now...well, honestly, it was silly then too.
The signature sound marked the end of each episode: A voice over would proclaim "Chicken....Maaaaaaan!, and a manic crowd in the background would emphatically shout "He's everywhere, he's everywhere!"
If you're completely lost, listen to the original episode here.
So I was in the shower this morning - really, this is where these thoughts come to me - and I began to think about how God's omnipresence was explained to us in Bible college.
Our professors handed us the mantra "There is no place where God is not,", which, though technically true, sounds about as compelling as the Chicken Man's signature shriek. Combine the two for fun.
There is no place where God is not.
He's everywhere, He's everywhere!