SATAN'S PLACE 

Three men died and went to the after-world. They were all bad seeds, no-good nicks. None of the three men had added value to the world. In fact, they were destroyers of the world.

The men were directed down to Satan‘s area. Satan says to the men, “You all get a place here for 100 years. And to make sure it’s the right place for you, I’ll ask you each some questions.

Satan asked the first man, “What is it you really enjoyed in life?” The man replied quickly. “I love to drink. I love fine liquor and great beer, and I’ll even drink good wine – I love to drink.” Satan shows him a room filled with stacks and stacks of the finest spirits offering him as much as he wants to drink. “I’ll see you in 100 years.”

The man goes into the room, and Satan locks the door.

The next man says, “Oh, how I love to eat! I love food of all kinds, junk food, gourmet food, sweets, and savory. I don’t care what I eat, just so long as I can eat as much as I want to.” Satan opens the next door, and it is filled with an oasis of food as far as the eyes can see. Foods of every variety, everything edible, are in the room, all spread out before him with no end in sight. The man rushes into the room, and Satan closes the door behind him. “I’ll see you in 100 years.”

The last guy is quick to answer when asked the same question as the men who went before him. “I love weed. I love to smoke pot. I love the high it gives me. Of all things in the world, there is nothing I’d rather be doing than to get high on weed.” Satan opens the third door, and the man walks inside. It’s an enormous grow lab. There are parts under lights, parts under fresh air and blue skies. There is weed everywhere and every kind of paraphernalia to smoke it. Satan says, “I’ll see you in 100 years.”

One hundred years fly by, and Satan goes back to the rooms to find out how the men are doing. He goes to the room of the first man, the drinker. When he opens the door. The guy is lying in a pool of his own vomit. He’s not breathing, he’s completely unconscious, and he’s really dead this time. 

When Satan opens the next door, he’s not surprised to see the eater lying flat on his back. The man now bears no resemblance to his former self. He is so large, rotund, and obese to the point of oblivion. Clothes that once fit him are lying in tatters next to him. And like the drinker, he is no longer breathing, completely unconscious, and eternally dead.

But when Satan walks into the third room of the smoker, he is surprised to see the room and the man just as when he left it a hundred years ago. The man was smiling, cheerful, calm, and very happy to see Satan. “Hey man,” he greets Satan, “Got a light?”

And so it goes, high in life will lead you lower ever after!

SCHOOLWORK WORRIES
 

I really need a great motivation to get back to my studies. Have an exam in 5 days. God, please help me get back my old warrior energy back. Pray for me. Thank you.

- Donald