The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.)

- In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off. 

- Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. 

- Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark because Noah built the ark, which the animals came to in pears. 

- Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.

- The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals. 

- Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients. 

- The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. 

- Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to find the ten commendments. 

- The seventh commandment is "Thou shalt not admit adultery". 

- Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. 

- The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him. 

- David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.

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