An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when the Loch Ness monster suddenly attacked his boat. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then, it opened its mouth to swallow both.
As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, “Oh, my God! Please help me!”
At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, “I
thought you didn’t believe in Me!”
“Come on, God, give me a break!” the man pleaded. “Two minutes ago, I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness monster either!”
