Speecial Announcement, now spring is cancelled

Published: Mon, 12/21/20

I have just heard that later today our glorious supreme leader will make yet another announcement. The all wise one had a dream last night in which he gained some vital new knowledge about ‘The Virus’.

In his dream our great guide and protector found himself in Narnia where, for one hundred years it had always been winter and never Christmas. There in the snow and ice he met a strange lady dressed all in white, who wished to be addressed as the ‘The White Witch’ . She informed our leader that ‘The Virus’ loves daylight and will flourish in sunlight. However, she was happy to teach our leader the spell which put Narnia into an endless winter.

Today is the shortest day of the year and from now on, every day will be like today until ‘the virus’ is defeated.

In all its deadly mutating forms.

Which will take at least 100 years.

Then we can have another Christmas.

If we are good little boys and girls and obey the rules.

Where is Aslan when you need him?

Happy winter Solstice

Regards

Graham